LET’S MAKE A DEAL…

I will:

  1. Stay out of your bedroom, and,
  2. Stay out of your uterus

When you:

  1. Stay out of my pockets to pay for your birth control and  your abortions.

So says I.

About Your Uncle Fester

Lead sheepdog at Camp Keebler.
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