When, not if, a violent altercation occurs between two humans, the innocent assaulted party should live, and if anybody has to die or get critically wounded, it should be the perp…this is just an idiosyncrasy of mine.

To make certain this occurs, the innocent party has to be able to do one or two things when the feces hits the fan:

1. Open up a can of whup ass and immobilize the rubbish, thus sending it to the hospital.

2. Double tap the loser with a dose of lead, thus sending it to hell…there’s always room for one more.

Yes, the one being preyed upon has to be able to do the above mentioned because the quickest cop on the planet cannot respond fast enough to save your backside when things go violently south. 

Oh, I know … it will never happen to you.

About Your Uncle Fester

American. III. Sheepdog. First Responder at Camp Keebler.
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