A German doctor, a British doctor, a Canadian doctor and an American doctor were comparing advanced medical techniques:
The German doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."
The British doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."
The Canadian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind…We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work."